The Vagina List
Biggest list I’ve seen yet. http://www.sublimedirectory.com/vagina_list.htm
View ArticleNipple Slips
If we didn’t already have so many categories I’d make this a new category. So yeah, what with the boom in the paparazzi business combined with the internet, ther is hardly a female celebrity out there...
View ArticleThis one’s for Pinky!
Girlicious a show for girls to watch for drama and dudes to watch for erection assistance. All I have to say is, “Thanks Pussycat Dolls!”
View ArticleHOT… OVERLOAD…
According to IMDB.com Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson are to steam up the big screen in Woody Allen’s new movie – by taking part in a reported lesbian sex scene. The actresses will lock lips and...
View ArticleKkkkkt, we’re in orbit.
Um, does any one else think that Jenna Jameson looks like an alien?
View ArticleMadonnna does Marilyn too
Good enough to fool at least one expert… edit: image fixed by thumb
View ArticleBarbie and Xena
This is the only one I could find, Thumb! Over 10 years ago. Christ, we’re getting old quick.
View ArticleWill Arnett Fists the Olsen Twins
Will Arnett has enough funny in him to feed a large Ethiopian village. The funny leaks directly from his nipples and flowers grow from where it hits the ground. WPvideo 1.10 YouTube Link
View ArticleD.E.M.B.L.A.
Apparently the Dutch European Man/Boy Love Association operates right out in the open. WPvideo 1.10 YouTube Link To characterize this as creepy would dilute actual creepy things, like The Exorcist,...
View ArticleDP Princess
A detail from a princess Aurora dress-up crown. We all know Disney likes to try and slip these things by us. But we are ever vigilant and have eyes everywhere.
View ArticleSH(C)OCKING!!!
I have to link this video because YouTube has disabled embedding, and rightfully so. It’s more or less NSFW. But it’s also NSFYG (Not Safe For Your Gut) because you may just laugh yourself into abs...
View ArticleColin Firth’s Penis
I love Jon Stewart. I love Mark Darcy. I love penis. This clip makes me giggle. There’s even an oblique reference to Thumb & manhood. Wha? Wha? Whaaaaa????
View ArticleThumb-Roll Please!
Presenting a picture truly befitting the Fist: a man with a Thumb for a, er, well…third Thumb. Most other sites have it behind a cut; I didn’t deem it worthy. It’s just a baby Thumb!! COME ON! Some...
View ArticleFremont Solstice Parade
One month until the parade. Thumb has volunteered to head the FoB Naked Bicycle Team. He’s looking for others willing to let their junk flap by in the breeze.
View ArticleRobots Can Love Too
Ok, fine, it’s a man controlling a piece of heavy machinery, but it evokes some kind of futuristic King Kong scenario where the gorilla is the Iron Giant instead, and he has a vibrationally tuned,...
View ArticleMore Monday Morning Yum
Dancing to “Friction” by Morcheeba (a former favorite whilst living in the ‘Disco), this talented & minxy little polecat makes me want to lick the friction she’s creating all over the place....
View ArticleCunt Smasher: Adonis in Leather
Back in the 80s there were some trends that were despised in the 90s. We were fresh out of a decade that represented excess and decadence. We wanted a release, a palate cleanser. The 90s were a more...
View ArticleA bit of bawdy verse
I was reading Shel Silverstein before bed, a few weeks ago, and the next morning as I was lying in bed, waking up, a verse formed itself in my mind– Sybil Snapp, although a saint, Would not wash her...
View ArticleCupchicks Tattoo
I would characterize this as a “poor tattoo choice,” and a “possible source of great regret in later life” (or maybe even the next morning). Uncensored version after the jump. Don’t look kiddies –...
View ArticleNathan Fillion: Porn Star
NOTE: digit posted this yesterday, but the video link was broken. Now you can watch it for really realz, thanks to Thumb. That’s why It’s been bumped back up to the top of the page. Watch away, it...
View ArticlePacks doin’ it
This is along the same lines of Thumbs “Skeleton’s Doin’ It” post below, but this particular campaign was doubling up, attempting to scare people away from both smoking and unsafe sex. Heh.
View ArticleUK Company launches Sarah Palin Love Doll
http://www.sextoys.co.uk/Female/Sarah-Palin-Parody-Love-Doll.asp
View ArticleIt’s Björk Day!
She’s done so many awesome videos, I couldn’t just let it go at that. Here’s All Is Full of Love, aka, the lesbian robot sex one. Click here to view the embedded video. And then, after the jump, is the...
View ArticleSweet Car!!!
SturgisFinger sent me this one. Some guy got his girlfriend to pose with his car, and he posted the shots in a bodybuilding forum. More after the jump! YAY!!!
View ArticleSex Special Ed
This kid… is amazing. He’s most certainly retarded, absolutely deluded, completely uninhibited, and the definition of awesome. If you don’t learn something from him, you’re jaded and sad. Click here...
View ArticleBalloon Animal Sex
Click here to view the embedded video. I think I may have learned a few things from this video!
View ArticleAIDS: Mass murderer…but using Hitler?
Have you seen this one yet? F’ing disturbing to say the least… WARNING: Video contains graphic sexual images
View ArticleYou and Me Baby Ain’t Nothin’ but Mammals…
Oh safari. It brings you closer to nature than you’ve ever been. Click here to view the embedded video. … aaaand back to sleep.
View ArticleStart your journey now, my Fist…
Are you sick and tired of the lame ass marketing campaign for the MMORG game Evony? Beautiful women for a lame ass fantasy game – that’s elves and wizards, not a Playboy Bunny kind of fantasy… I mean,...
View ArticleTwisted Bar Doodles
So, I was at a karaoke contest at the Fairhaven Martini Bar last Friday (where I won $100, by the way) and my friend, BottomFinger, usually makes up a name for herself when she fills out the song...
View ArticleChristian Side Hug
The Christian Side Hug (Not to be confused with the Hindu Lateral Embrace) is a way to hug someone while avoiding the possibility of your groins rubbing together under your clothes. FINALLY!!!! I’ve...
View ArticleThumb sez
We should all suffer together. Found on a random myspace page. Yes, those do still exist.
View ArticleGet them while they’re hot.
Maybe you didn’t know this yet but the fingers of Fist of Blog are all chipping in to buy a new sex robot (and matching brown paper bag to cover her face). She/it will be available on a time share...
View ArticleBoob Cake
Just type “boob cake” into a google search and click images. It’s that simple.
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